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Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.
BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.

JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?

BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!
by BradelyG June 1, 2009
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tech taco

an organizational tool that keeps cords and cables in order; also slang for the female genitalia of robots or other forms of artificial intelligence.
In order to keep their headphones from getting tangled, they wrapped them in a tech taco; as the popularity of sex robots rises so will penis injuries from unprotected sex with tech tacos.
by TigerShah May 9, 2019
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Awk-o-taco

Damn, that preformance was awk-o-taco
by The fake Donald trump August 16, 2018
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Taco Bell Run

To Cease Anything &/Or Everything That You May Be Doing At Any Given Time Of Day(or night) & Go Directly To Taco Bell For The Best Food On Planet Earth, Particularly The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito.
Guy 1: "You Know What I'm Thinkin?"
Guy 2: "& That Would Be?"
Guy 1: "A Taco Bell Run."
Guy 2: "Dude, It's 2:30 In The Morning!"
Guy 1: "...I Fail To See Your Point."
Guy 2: "You're Right, I'm Drivin."
by ECTenorDrummer August 6, 2009
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taco party

1. A party involving many women and few or no men. Opposite of a sausage party.
by Raymo August 29, 2004
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Taco Bell Challenge

A feat whereby a person is challenged to eat $20.00 worth of Taco Bell food within one hour. Only one drink purchase allowed.

If the contestant can eat all of the food in the allotted time, the issuer of the challenge must pay the tab. If the contestant cannot eat all of the food ordered, he/she must pay for whatever has been ordered.
I really thought I could eat 23 orders of cinnamon twists. Because I could not, I lost the Taco Bell Challenge

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I've won the Taco Bell Challenge: I just consumed 4 Big Bell Box Meals, pay up son.
by Taco Bell connoisseur July 1, 2008
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taco nazi

See also: vagina coastguard

When alone with a girl and her mother constantly checks up on the two of you, the mother is referred to as a "taco nazi," due to her unceasing oversight of your intended mate's snatch.
Dude, I was trying to get Jess to do me on her couch last night, but her mom was being a total taco nazi. That shit was under lock and key like Fort Knox.
by pezheadxj3 September 1, 2005
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