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taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.
I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.
by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020
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Taco Kid

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.
"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student
by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012
mugGet the Taco Kidmug.

Backyard Taco

(adj) - The act of having anal sex with a female where few to no pleasantries were offered prior to the deed.
“Yo - how was that backyard taco?” “Bruh - it was aite, already forgot that dirt clods name, got the gram tho”
by DirtClodLife April 21, 2021
mugGet the Backyard Tacomug.

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....
I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...
by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011
mugGet the Mayonaise Tacomug.

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.
I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.
by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015
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taco stamping

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.
I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.
by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015
mugGet the taco stampingmug.

Velvet taco

I’d like to munch on her velvet taco
by clrewsky October 3, 2020
mugGet the Velvet tacomug.

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