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The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.
The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.
Teen1: "Hey!!"
Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"
Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."
Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"
Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"
Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."
Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"
by LaramieT1o28 February 05, 2011
Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.
I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.
by RageFire December 20, 2007
When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something
by CookieMnster1206 September 24, 2014
The act of going "Ass to Mouth." Taking your Rod out of her ass and plunging it in the vagina or mouth, unexpectedly.
I was tired of anal, yet too lazy to clean up my cock, so I pulled a dirty switch-up and shot my wad deep in her taco-box!
by HOT KARL 666 May 02, 2010
When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao June 26, 2015
the act of combining the switcheroo with a riding the bull. this involves two men and a women. you fuck a chick doggy style in front of a glass window. you tell her to wait a minute while your friend takes your place. you go in front of the window and wave while your friend whispers in the chicks ear "i have AIDS." the next is obvious.
Jordan: yo max and jon used the switch half cab on paris last night.
Sam: what the fuck is that.
Jordan: i dont know i saw it on urban dictionary. that shits unforgivable.
Sam: what the fuck is that.
Jordan: i dont know i saw it on urban dictionary. that shits unforgivable.
by max cohen hanes May 26, 2008
When a candidate for political office, runs a political campaign portraying themselves to the public as being political moderate then where the candidate actually stands on various political issues in an effort to broaden their appeal to a larger group of voters.
Upon winning the political office the candidate ran for, the new elected Politician then reveals themselves to the public to be a partisan hardliner who instead of working with both parties, toes the political party line that they are affiliated with. Often pushing for policies that the party they affiliated with wants regardless of what they pledged on the campaign trail.
Upon winning the political office the candidate ran for, the new elected Politician then reveals themselves to the public to be a partisan hardliner who instead of working with both parties, toes the political party line that they are affiliated with. Often pushing for policies that the party they affiliated with wants regardless of what they pledged on the campaign trail.
Despite portraying himself as not being a partisan hardliner during the General Election campaign, Senator Smith pulled a Moderate Bait and Switch on the voters of the state that elected him and proceeded to vote in favor of policies he said he would not support on the campaign trail
by Libertatis September 18, 2016