Stumply

Inordinately short-legged, compared to the remaining body.

That Bassett Hound's legs certainly are stumply looking!

by Bionic Brian Buddy March 14, 2022

Stumpered

Stumpered is when a person makes a fool out of another person. After yelling a joke, or “roast” they can shout out “STUMPERED”. This also works if you tap someone on the back and yell “STUMPERED”.

Person: “ You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.”
Other People: “OOOOH STUMPERED”

by EllaBakerMushroomLady March 29, 2022

stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!

"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"

by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.

“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”

by Partchfield May 30, 2022

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023

stumpcourse

This means intercourse with a stump, be it leg stump, arm stump, or whatever you got.

I’m a horny little freak and I feel the need to partake in stumpcourse.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023