jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.

Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!

by SgtKracka April 1, 2015

Tying Shoe Strings

Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.

Question: What's up?

Answer: Nothing just tying shoe strings ...

by AskGeeser August 20, 2016

A-String

It's not a B-string or a C-string and neither is it a frayed knot.

How long is A-string? Twice as long as half a string.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020

v-string

A "Vee-String Vagina Prosthesis" is an undergarment in the basic shape of a G-string which has the appearance of an artificial vagina colour-matched to the wearer's skin. Aimed primarily at crossdressers and at a male-to-female transgender niche market, it exists in various models - some of which claim to allow urination, masturbation or sexual activity with the vee-string in place. Evidently, your mileage may vary.

Confusingly, there have been multiple attempts to trademark "v-string" or "vee-string" (which are phonetically identical) for different products. Victoria's Secret has been trying since 1998 to trademark "v-string" as a store-branded variant of what is basically a g-string. Castle Supply has been trying since 2002 to trademark "vee-string" for an artificial prosthetic vagina, worn much like a g-string but for M2F TG's. And then there's the "v-strings that win" logo and slogan which had been used by Victory Sports for strings for tennis or badminton-style rackets apparently since the 1950's.

You might come out of this feeling like a new woman, or you might come out feeling that this is just another underhanded racket. Caveat emptor.

by bitchuck January 4, 2025

horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.

I found horse poo string when I met a horse.

by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023

on a string

To combine a drug (or a combination of drugs) with cocaine.

Guy 1: Hey let’s take some acid and shrooms for a soul bomb
Guy 2: Fuck that, let’s do soul bomb on a string and add some coke to the mix

by WhoIsJohnnyWalker August 6, 2021

Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans

i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically

by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025