by Pablo Sausage January 20, 2024
Get the Spanish Sausagemug. While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
Get the Spanish paddlermug. Taking the Dutch oven a step further. 3 or more people releasing gas on someone/person in a medium size space, such as a car, tent, closet or other confined space.
This place is turning into a Spanish warehouse. Brian, Carlos, and Trent won't stop this fart contest and the window lock is on.
by PeaTearGriffindoor July 5, 2022
Get the Spanish warehousemug. A joke said to a person or group of people usually in a mall followed with who ever moves first is gay
The man: English or Spanish?
The victim or victims: English/Spanish (depending on the person)
The man: who ever moves first is gay/Quien se mueve primero es gay.
The victim: *frozen*
The victim or victims: English/Spanish (depending on the person)
The man: who ever moves first is gay/Quien se mueve primero es gay.
The victim: *frozen*
by Orange juice lover 1 June 16, 2024
Get the English or spanishmug. The act of a Mexican woman taking a bowl and shitting green diarrhea and taking tortilla chips and serving it to the family
Child: mom when it dinner I’m hungry
Mom: just a sec, I’m making Spanish Guacamole
Child: that’s my favorite mom
Mom: just a sec, I’m making Spanish Guacamole
Child: that’s my favorite mom
by That glitzy gobbler September 3, 2022
Get the Spanish Guacamolemug. A definition that Designer use when they talk about cheap papers or print ink. Because in Spain Flyers are mostly printed on cheaper paper.
by Al Daquan April 15, 2019
Get the Cheap spanish printmug. After performing an unusually avian version of the Jerry Bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of 'El Pelicano'. This was indeed The Spanish Pelican.
by El Pelicano December 8, 2016
Get the the spanish pelicanmug.