National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Something very specific

I'm doing that, Chris.

Hym "I'm doing something very specific, Chris. It needs to work this way. You likely don't get it but you aren't the creator of A.I. You're a midget male-model who steals talking points from the actually talented guy. Alright? I'm doing it right. This has had maximum efficacy. So, you stfu. Do what I'm tell you to do. And then go back to pretending to be better than somebody."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

something

yes

Guy 1: Hey I smell something.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: F A R T

by P.S You smell Bad. September 11, 2020

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

tell a man something

Used to indicate approval/agreement and hype up someone else’s self-affirmation

Drew: Wait but I kinda ate this fit, right?

Barry: Okay! That’s right, tell a man something!

by fr33agent July 17, 2025

Haha (something) go brggggggg

a sentence to describe that the thing you put in the sentence has been disfunctional or you don't care about it anymore and you're in the urge of going bezerk by means insane. I've seen this as a dead meme template so use this in chat, not memes. and remember, always use 7 g in the brggggggg. Why you ask? no reason

"Haha money go brggggggg"

in this case you don't care about the money you're about to use

"Haha logic go brggggggg"

in this case you're saying that you have given up in using your logic

you can fill the (something) with anyyhing you want, includes rickroll

Haha (something) go brggggggg

this mean you've given up on something

by asdf alchemist April 1, 2021