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Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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Social box

A woman who is promiscuous and indiscriminate.

From social, for active with different people
From box, for the slang term for a woman's vagina
Also, social boxed, social boxing
the redhead social boxed her way through the entire football team.

Everyone knew who the red headed social box was, if not from first hand experience, than by reputation.
by EnglishE September 30, 2016
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social blobfish

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.
by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018
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Social Fart

A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."

Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013
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social reject

social rejects are people that are not accepted by society. they're usually people that are huge activists for a certain subjects. ex, someone who's openly supporting and forcing people to support a certain political party over another. people telling others to kill themselves because they don't share the same opinions. they're usually people who either can't take a joke, or get overly pressed and mad, for no reason.
person 1: "yo did yo see that girl commenting for some person to kill themselves because they didn't share the same opinion?"
person 2: "yeah, dude! what a social reject!"
by hatedfangirl1111 August 18, 2021
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social washout

a person who does not fit in with society
people who no one likes is a social washout
by djamal1992 February 22, 2010
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dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
by antipole September 4, 2009
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