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Social Fuckwitery

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
by Jasmay November 25, 2013
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Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.
"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"
by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009
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social instancing

A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.
Patrick: Where's Paige?

Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.

Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
by coMANd'r March 30, 2020
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Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
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Social Chaperone

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
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Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 9, 2021
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Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.
Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!
by thecollegelife November 17, 2011
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