slippery rhino

The act of running into someone whos bending over with a broom or other long stick on your head, the word originates from the military

Friend 1: hey johnny is bending over, lets slippery rhino him
Friend 2: sure, pass me that broomstick

by military bob February 26, 2014

slippery mermaid

Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)

She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.

by Mack attack March 20, 2014

Slippery Slug Sex

When two people of any sex completely cover themselves in olive oil and rub against each other then you put a bodily fluid of your choice in the persons mouth they wash it around they spit it in your mouth and add something else. It keeps going back and forth until one of you quits at that point the winner gets oral. Also known as S.S.S

"Man me and levi did some slippery slug sex last night he gave me a great blowjob after he puked all over my ass"

by SWAGLORD69696 October 28, 2014

slippery pig

In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.

Hey guys.. want to play slippery pig.

by GDawg101 June 27, 2015

Slippery Steeve

A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.

Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.

by Some Chump August 20, 2016

slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.

Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"

by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016

slippery jimmy

When within a mode of transport fitted with a toilet, and are unfortunate enough to slip/trip over while urinating causing a self inflicted golden shower.

Oh fuck, I tell you what lads, when that bus driver entered that roundabout I almost had a Slippery Jimmy.

by Destracta December 1, 2017