Friend: I saw you leave the party with that chick last night
Me: Yeah we both went back to my place, smoked some OG Kush, and I got a blunt single.
Me: Yeah we both went back to my place, smoked some OG Kush, and I got a blunt single.
by EyesNHeart December 14, 2013
Get the blunt singlemug. 
The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".
by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016
Get the Singlemug. the definition of single, you.
by hisoka marrow November 23, 2020
Get the singlemug. When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"
by EatMeLikeAPringle August 30, 2021
Get the Single as a shinglemug. An unreasonable philosophy usually developed through puberty in adolescent males, that one may never be truly happy with their lives without a significant other.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
This tends to manifest faster and more severely in those who have been rejected by a romantic interest a significant amount of times, and those who find themselves isolated in an environment where “everyone else” seems to have a partner.
This syndrome hammers in the absolute “need” for an s/o, so much that the subject finds it even more difficult to, ahem, *obtain* one, due to its side effects of obsessive behavioral patterns.
Usually the subject may grow out of this philosophy and focus on bettering themselves rather than just getting a date with someone. But if it doesn’t, usually because of the neglect of a friend or family member to address it, this syndrome germinates into a sense of entitlement to an s/o, morphing the subject into a Nice Guy.
A: Life sucks, man. If only I had a girlfriend.
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
B: Dude, stop acting like you need one.
A: But I do!
B: No you don’t, man. Seems like you’ve got a bad case of Single Syndrome
by izzthekid February 27, 2022
Get the Single Syndromemug. When a male is shooting a gun incorrectly and hitting everything but the target because the Mom left Dad so the male had no father to show him how to be a man.
Look at Pookie behind the car doin a single mom shooting, popping that gun sideways over the roof without looking!!! He’s a product of a single mother.
by D worx March 8, 2023
Get the Single mom shootingmug.