shuffle

A group of nerds. Like a murder of crows of a gaggle of geese.

There was a shuffle of nerds waiting for the computer store to open.

by Steven De Costa September 17, 2006

iPod Shuffle

Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.

Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"

by Pissed off December 28, 2005

Halin Shuffle

When ur at work and you get the hershey squirts so u brisk fully start walking to the bathroom and gradually progress into a jog while undoing your apron which is then followed by a porcelain explosion.

Did u see Dan doing the halin shuffle today?

Yea, he must have exploded in the bathroom.

by Homer D Powe May 18, 2010

Defriend Shuffle

Requesting to become friends with a person on Facebook who has defriended you in the past in order to defriend them as soon as they accept your request.

I noticed Kimmy defriended me. So I waited a couple weeks, requested to be friends, and when she accepted I gave her the Defriend Shuffle.

by NickyPants February 27, 2011

Titty Shuffle

A titty dance involving at least two pairs of tits where the nipples would touch and sway across the titties. They often caress one another in titty harmony.

Why is that Jenna always wants to titty shuffle with every girl she meets at a rave?

by Li Ching April 26, 2011

Chicken Shuffle

The shuffle is a shortened "nickname" for melbourne shuffle, an underground dance style which is predominantly danced to dance / electronica / trance music. Chicken shuffle is a type of shuffle that is performed by doing the shuffle with an added chicken-like wing flap. A variation of this can be performed by doing a "running man" Chicken Shuffle which works particularly well when dancing in a crowded area and more space that you have is desired, once space is obtained you can move to the original Chicken Shuffle.

That club was so crowded I had to use the Chicken Shuffle just to get gigin' space.

by Chicken Shuffler June 16, 2011

Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.

Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''

by Uggsly June 21, 2011