polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.

Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.

by MrVolcano November 13, 2009

Nap shower

U take a nap while you are in the shower

I’m going go take a Nap Shower.

by lil Blxzzy November 9, 2019

Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021

German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

Ozzy Shower

A shower in a can. For when a regular water shower isn't available. Like all classy things credit goes to our friends down under.

Ozzy 1: Aw struth I'm feeling grim, had to have an ozzy shower this morning.
Ozzy 2: Yea the sweet aroma of lynx Africa is really masking your unwashed musk.

by hUBERTLANE July 24, 2019

milk shower

when you nut on your girls (or mans) face, and they rub the cum all over themselves to help with acne.

"yo, my girl took a milk shower last night, after she found a new pimple on her forehead."

by johnglenn69 June 12, 2017

Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021