Ass Shit Express

1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.

1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express

by MsmittE October 19, 2011

fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

by Vebb May 20, 2016

Dolphin shit

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing

Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.

by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018

Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.

Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*

by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

Make Shit Good

A food item loved by Uncle Roger which is his version of what MSG stands for.

Uncle Roger: Do you know what MSG stands for?
Me: Monosodium glutamate?
Uncle Roger: HAIYAA. No. It stands for 'Make Shit Good' beucase it makes shit good. You see?

by A very weird person January 4, 2023

on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010