Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017

spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017

Sharking

Adjective;

1. When a group of security guards form a pack before investigating an area or dealing with an unruly patron
2. A group of males coming together then going to pursue dangerous activities

"Those security guards/ guys are sharking up, something must be about to go down!"
"Yeah, probably"

by Mackarony5 March 25, 2017

Skanking

Skanking is another word you use in your youth for ditching friends for others, this is common in the welsh country.

Brad "I can't believe jarrad skanking us for those"
Warran "What a skanker like"

by TittyTangler April 5, 2017

skanking my vibe

Ruining your chance to get somewhere with the opposite sex. Like when you are talking/flirting with a member of the opposite sex and her friend or your friend keeps interfering or butting in. They are in effect skanking your vibe.

Go away, you're skanking my vibe.

by elw0214 June 13, 2017