Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"
Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."
Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"
Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."
Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"
Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"
Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"
Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."
Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"
Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"
Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"
Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."
Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"
Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the No one is coming to save yomug. Most of these accounts/people are 1000% indian living in the slums of Delhi, some of them use VPN or actual real Europeans and focus on "Save Europe"
They ignore what the fuck is going on in their soil and focus on Europe which by the looks of it, they deserve it cuz their people are just plain stupid. Electing niggas like there is no tomorrow
They ignore what the fuck is going on in their soil and focus on Europe which by the looks of it, they deserve it cuz their people are just plain stupid. Electing niggas like there is no tomorrow
by Your Pseudonym, handle February 1, 2025
Get the Save Europemug. This is when your friend does not want to black out with you, so you come up with a lame excuse because you secretly hate your friends.
Friend 1: Hey wanna blackout tonight?
Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas
Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
Friend 2: ummm No I just want to save a blackout for vegas
Friend 1: so you're ... Gay?
by CleanUpOnKyle4 September 29, 2025
Get the Save a blackout For Vegasmug. There ought to be a moonlight saving time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a law in clover time
To keep that moon out overtime
To keep each lover's lane in rhyme
Till dawning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
Here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a law in clover time
To keep that moon out overtime
To keep each lover's lane in rhyme
Till dawning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
Here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
And here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could say good morning
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
And here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could say good morning
by Death Menace May 24, 2023
Get the Moonlight Savings Timemug. A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.
by LJorSomething November 16, 2024
Get the I save the Princess I stomp on the Goombamug. Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.
by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020
Get the Cap'n save a hoemug. Lanky bald man who is a carbon copy of steve bracknall who is very strict with his children and sends them too bed too early and forcefully feeds his son biscuits and chocolate.
by Leesaving March 2, 2025
Get the Lee savingmug.