salty daddy

an older guy who dates younger women based on his social status and not his finances

B. is 35 and broke, and and he's dating that hot 23 year old. He's her salty daddy.

by ammutbite August 21, 2011

Salty

Being overly emotionally mad

I called Joseph salty, he just became even more salty.

by Shwoogy July 27, 2014

salty

A generic word that morons use to describe someone ' angry and triggered ' after they epically destroy them verbally.

Moron: LOL THAT GUY IS SO SALTY LMFAOOOOOO
Guy: I literally didn't say anything....

by Azeotropy August 28, 2019

salty pancake

when you spray your man juice all over a womans boobies and then sit on them squishing the semen, thus giving her a "salty pancake."

Justin, sprayed her tits with jizz, but forgot to give her a salty pancake.

by GaryC May 1, 2005

Salty

A phrase yelled at the top of your lungs when something is unpleasant and causes deep discomfort.
The phrase 'salty' originates from the word 'brackish' which has the double meaning of 'slightly salty' and 'unpleasant or distasteful'.

"We have a test tomorrow"
"Salty!"

by androo berone February 19, 2014

salty

Salty = Salt of the Earth sort.

A seasoned man, wise beyond his years, who is earthy, witty, pungent with manliness (salty if licked) and able to kick some ass should the situation renders itself necessary (like a drunken sailor).

Think: Lenny Kravitz, Bono, Benicio del Toro, Goran Visnjic, Diego Luna, Harvey Keitel
Do not think: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Jim Carey

Salty Women include: Madonna, Cher, Mae West, Joan Jet, Queen Latifa

by Megan Cash January 6, 2006

Salty corkscrew

1) The act of pouring salt onto one's penis before penetrating someone anally and twisting them around, using the inserted penis (the "salty corkscrew") as a pivot.

2) One who engages the act of giving another a salty corkscrew.

I gave her a salty corkscrew the other day. It wasn't half bad.

by Montgomery Ashburner June 23, 2009