awkward switch swap

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.
person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!
by the :#r May 13, 2010
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SIM Card Switch

Verb.
The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.
Teen1: "Hey!!"

Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"

Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."

Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"
by LaramieT1o28 February 05, 2011
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blockbuster switch off

Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.
I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.
by RageFire December 20, 2007
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light switch lesbian

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.
Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something
by CookieMnster1206 September 24, 2014
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West Texas Switch

When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao June 26, 2015
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Dirty Switch-up

The act of going "Ass to Mouth." Taking your Rod out of her ass and plunging it in the vagina or mouth, unexpectedly.
I was tired of anal, yet too lazy to clean up my cock, so I pulled a dirty switch-up and shot my wad deep in her taco-box!
by HOT KARL 666 May 02, 2010
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switch half cab

the act of combining the switcheroo with a riding the bull. this involves two men and a women. you fuck a chick doggy style in front of a glass window. you tell her to wait a minute while your friend takes your place. you go in front of the window and wave while your friend whispers in the chicks ear "i have AIDS." the next is obvious.

Jordan: yo max and jon used the switch half cab on paris last night.

Sam: what the fuck is that.

Jordan: i dont know i saw it on urban dictionary. that shits unforgivable.
by max cohen hanes May 26, 2008
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