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Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.
by Haldoe November 15, 2023
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Swedish Shakedown

The first time a naval vessel sails upon construction completion begins its initial shakedown cruise only to suffer catastrophic failure and sinks.

Not to be confused with other types of maiden voyages disasters such as the Titanic crashing into an iceberg or the Bismarck being scuttled on a bluff.
The naval ship Vasa suffered a Swedish Shakedown as it was built too top heavy and overloaded with cannons causing it to capsize in a slight breeze.
by KeoniPhoenix March 23, 2025
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Swedish Backflip

Consuming LSD, psilocybin mushrooms, and cannabis at the same time.
Yesterday I was tripping sack off of a Swedish Backflip
by flintnsteel October 23, 2022
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swedish snowball

A take on the common sex act of Swedish meatballs with the addition of once the balls are licked clean of cum you spit it into the other person's mouth.
Tom was Swedish meatballing Joe and then Joe Swedish snowballed Tom's cum back to him.
by Realdefs86 August 17, 2016
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Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017
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Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.
"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"
by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020
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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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