big sloppy shoe

someone wearing the most hidious pair of chunky out of style shoes.

old school platforms

by Adriana October 22, 2004

The Sloppy Whopper

When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.

i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!

by stan harris March 28, 2007

show stopper

a person who looks so good that they could "stop a show" in a sense. When they walk into a room, all eyez are on them and every stops to check them out.

My friend thinks she's a show stopper cuz of her pretty face and big hips

by iLoveMarcus August 22, 2006

Sloppopotamus

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.

"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"

by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007

Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006