grease squirrel

A socially akward fool, who is prone to putting a variety lipids (fatty oils) into his/her hair. Beware these grease squirrels they tattle on their friends, and stalk those who do not ward them off when they first meet them. More often than not they have b.o. and like ketchup.
Hey RJ, that grease squirrel thinks he has t1 armor on and wants to have a gun fight with his mayonnaise gun.

That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.

I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.
by Letum1984 October 22, 2009
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Under squirrel

It is a better and funnier word for underscore. It was created by an accident while in class. Now the word just sticks. so when you go to push the dash button, it is now referred to as the under squirrel button.
A: where is the dash button
E: it is the same button as the under squirrel button lol
by Anglez333 December 08, 2011
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pixel squirrel

Anyone in the graphic design, 3D-imaging or animation industry. Those who work with pixels on programs such as 3D-max, Maya or Auto-Cad. Seldom the social butterflies, they are happiest when fondling 'pixels'.
The pixel squirrel who designed my house did a real good job.
by Dayle May 02, 2006
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Squirrel-Job

The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.
Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.

The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
by Nutty Tech September 03, 2014
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squirrel wings

the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)
"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"
by Jack Hill of number 9 Dowd st October 10, 2009
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Super Squirrel

1.An extremely idotic open person who dedicated their life to humiliate themselves to see who would vote for them.

2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
With a green cape tied around his neck with jeans and a yellow t-shirt, the Super Squirrel shouted these word while jumping onto a cafateria table "SUPER SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!"

"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"
by lovemaster13 January 05, 2009
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Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.
Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.
by Kalollypop. July 14, 2008
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