A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
by Social Observer 2.0 June 27, 2016
Get the Squirrel boardmug. Anyone in the graphic design, 3D-imaging or animation industry. Those who work with pixels on programs such as 3D-max, Maya or Auto-Cad. Seldom the social butterflies, they are happiest when fondling 'pixels'.
by Dayle May 12, 2006
Get the pixel squirrelmug. the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)
"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"
by Jack Hill of number 9 Dowd st October 9, 2009
Get the squirrel wingsmug. A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.
by BeachTSLwater September 16, 2018
Get the Electric squirrelmug. The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.
Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014
Get the Squirrel-Jobmug. 1.An extremely idotic open person who dedicated their life to humiliate themselves to see who would vote for them.
2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
With a green cape tied around his neck with jeans and a yellow t-shirt, the Super Squirrel shouted these word while jumping onto a cafateria table "SUPER SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!"
"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"
"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"
by lovemaster13 January 5, 2009
Get the Super Squirrelmug. Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.
by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008
Get the Squirrel clockmug.