Shrek

The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.

Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe

by Donya Ren May 13, 2019

Shrek

A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)

Talk to you in a shrek

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

Shrek

The god of all, living or non living.

Shrek is my daddy

by Jeffy 69420 May 21, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is the sexiest best in all of the work and univers. He is God. He is the most powerful and not even thanos can get rid of him. It is said that thanos once tried but was defeated by Shrek just by him looking at thanos . We praise Shrek . SHREK IS LOVE . SHREK IS LIFE.

Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚

by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019

shrek

shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.

— it’s sacrifice day
— well we better find a new born to

give to our master shrek

by hoe4dannydevito June 2, 2019

Shrek

Something that should not be in minecraft

Bro,Diamonds!Bro,Oh my gosh,i u could make a pickaxe to get obsidian-oh shit shrek!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 17, 2019

Shrek

The equivalent of God in the meme world.

If you don't like Minecraft, you are a disappointment to Shrek.

by AirborneKittens September 19, 2019