Bake shop

A stoner cafe.

We got baked at the bake shop.

by Moon cake August 30, 2018

Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

shopping mall

An enclosed building filled with retail stores, little boutiques, restaurants and in some cases activities and entertainment. The shopping mall is where shoppers go to find those great deals.

The Weekly Deals is an online shopping mall, where shoppers go to find great deals.

by www.theweeklydeals.com September 29, 2018

Blitzmas-Shopping

Christmas shopping that is done at the absolute last minute it can be done while moving at a blistering pace.

It was December 24th at 8pm and Chris suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought most of the Christmas gifts he needed, so Chris went blitzmas-shopping .

by AndyBozac December 27, 2017

worcestershire shop

A place you go to jerk off two dwarfs at the same time then add soy sauce then you spit it up in the air, catch it back in your mouth, and swallow it.

What’s your plan for the day?
Ugh, I have to go to the Worcestershire Shop.

Ah man, it’s gonna be one of those days!

by smallest bird November 4, 2021

Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....

When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.

by pseudopirate March 11, 2009

Faux-Shopping

The activity of placing clothes and items into your electronic shopping bag, or actual shopping bag and simply not paying for them when you reach the end of your travels.
This could even go as far as, going to the checkout to pay and then simply walking away when the items have been scanned in.
In addition, this could be done to the annoyance of the shop assistants.

''Hey Pete, are you really going to buy all those copies of Katie Prices current autobiography?!?!''

''No, don't be ridiculous, im Faux-Shopping! There's so many copies of this book, I thought I'd give the shop assistants something to do with there time.''

by Bailey Thomas March 31, 2010