Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....
When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.
by pseudopirate March 12, 2009
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onwine shopping

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1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine
Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.
by darrenxix January 10, 2018
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Shopping Trolleys

The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.

Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration
my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!

(yay for free shopping trolleys!)
by ItWasMe February 21, 2010
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Shopping For Teacups

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...
Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!
by Teabag Master March 05, 2013
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bang shop

Brothel, place where people have sex. Not always paying for sex but place people have lots of none-committal sex.
During the summer he made this place into a bang shop.
by scipioil December 05, 2013
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donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.
"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."
by hatfacejones January 16, 2019
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shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.
I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.
by kat51 May 12, 2009
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