Patty Schemel

One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".

Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.

by *Bee* September 13, 2008

freshman schemer

The highest ranking officer in the scheming scale, followed by S.I.T.'s, schemers in training. Nightly phone calls are mandatory to touch base on the days activities. Many tasks must be completed in order to become a true schemer.

The freshman schemers spent two hours discussing the day's lunch period.

by Shelton December 31, 2007

scramble

To stick a bare big-toe into the anus of a foe, followed by a violent swirling. Can be construed as malicious or as an act of anal foreplay.

1. Yo, let's scramble this trifling ass bitch!.
2. Damn, Shavaughn is a freak, she kept asking me to scramble her.

by Delpa May 17, 2006

schema

variation of scheme or schemes, refering to a individually or in plural context schemeas

understand the schema's of things

by dakotta December 4, 2004

scheme

its another word for no or,never

1: you like tommy!?!
2:scheme u do!!

by divis chick0989 September 19, 2007

scrambler

when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.

last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.

by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010

Schempf

Is the most fucked up of all words. It reminds me of one of the three stooges. There was Larry, Curly, Moe and schemp.

There is a schempf in my boots

by sperm man October 19, 2008