Reversed snot shot

The act of ejaculating so hard at the back of a woman's throat that semen comes out of her nostrils. She then has the option to blow the semen out or sniff it back into her mouth, at her preference. This is the reversed version of the regular snot shot, where a man ejaculates directly into a woman's nostril.

"Hey Jean Claude, how was your date last night?"
"Dude, you won't believe this, she blow me so hard I gave her a reversed snot shot!"
"Wicked, Jean Claude."

by Powerbi May 24, 2018

Reeves' Paradox

The Reeves' Paradox is a term for when the following sequence of events results in operational disaster for Small and Medium-sized Enterprises (SMEs):

(1) The management of a business does not believe that it is susceptible to cyber attacks and/or that businesses is not overly reliant on technology.
(2) Following on from (1), the management of the business reject the warnings and assistance of industry experts.
(3) When the computer system of the business is attacked the management realise the false nature of their assumptions in (1) and (2).
(4) After the attack in (3) the business is crippled by lack of access to their computer systems.

Origin: the term derives its name by way of reference to two prominent actors; Keanu Reeves (star of The Matrix) and Christopher Reeve (Superman). The concept was first anecdotally referenced in a Cyber risk management conference in Australia, at which a presenter noted “SMEs that fall prey to the Reeves’ Paradox are by default always ‘inside’ the matrix but they think they aren’t. And then, when they finally realize they are, all is too late – the damage is done, and they end up paralyzed!”

Use: "given your organisation may fall prey to the Reeves' Paradox I would suggest educating your staff about the perils of the online realm"

by Adam_Minson December 6, 2018

reversal burning

Commonly used in wwe2k games where your opponent attacks you immediately after you reverse the previous attack. Done once or twice or untill your out of reversals it still counts as a reversal burn

You attacked me immediately after I reversed your previous attack, you are reversal burning

by Justanaveragegamer February 16, 2019

Reverse Commando

Pantsless

Someone said, “hey you’re going reverse commando” at the passerby who was not wearing pants

by Xhyshejenddn July 9, 2019

Reverse Whoosh

A Reverse Whoosh occurs when someone pretends, as a joke, not to "get" someone else's joke, by satirizing someone correcting the original joke teller. When others, in turn, try to correct and mock the stupidity of the person pretending not to get the original joke - only now in earnest, thereby revealing their own stupidity and lack of humor - they themselves have fallen prey to the old Reverse Whoosh.

guy 1: "......squid pro quo" a pun
guy 2: "Actually, it's "QUID pro quo," not "SQUID." It's Latin." a joke
guy 1 or 3: "whoosh!" i.e., my/his joke went right over your head
guy 2: "reverse whoosh" i.e., no, but mine went over yours

by downtownjohnson October 3, 2019

Reverse OG

A cuddling position where the female lays on her back, the male lays his head on her chest and they intertwine legs, almost as if she is holding him. Female may also play with male's hair if she wishes to.

Last week I went to Anna's house and her parents were home so we could only reverse OG. To be honest bro, I think it feels way better than sex.

by greasyonionshard April 21, 2020

Reverse Friday

Sunday is now called reverse Friday because its the opposite of friday

"What day is it today"
"Oh its reverse friday:

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020