Readingtitus

The inability to read unless you have more than one book.

Mr, I have readingtitus so I can't read unless I have more books.

by Mr.Explosions February 28, 2020

ReadingFC

The worst team in England :)

did you know ReadingFC are trash

by B.E reading are trash November 9, 2020

readit

Past tense:
Red - it

Future tense:
Reed - it

Verb:
To read something.
To have already read something.

Steve told me to read the rulebook, I told him that I already readit.

The Redditors of Reddit complained that they didn't know the Reddit rules, so I told them to go readit again. The Redditors of Reddit came back saying they couldn't readit because the rules were written with red ink on a red reed.

by Mr. Some1one October 2, 2020

Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

readpotter

readpotter is a tiktokker with 10k followers, she makes aethestic content and loves Harry Potter

Person 1: omg do you know who readpotter is?

Person 2: yea she’s my idol!

by anonymous December 18, 2020

reading

getting railed by beast titan 🥵🥵🥵

person A : Hey! i’m currently reading ;)
person B : aw ur so lucky bro

by shawty bae 🥵🔥👌😆🥶🤣🔫🤞🙏‼️ February 4, 2021

read description

An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.

"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"

by Doge 2.0 March 29, 2021