Reading 

TV in your head, if done correctly.

I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.

Reading by Willow Collie June 18, 2011

Reading, Massachusetts 

A nice middle class town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middlesex county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and shit near the train depot. Kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete ass holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. Reading has 2 highschools - RMHS which is the public school of the town and then you got Austin Prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a 'better education' and to prepare them for college. All in all, Reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the coke head cops, but thats besides the point.

Bill: Where u from?
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...

Reading, Massachusetts by Classified01867 November 20, 2006

Reading, PA 

The hoodiest of the hoods. However, everyone from the burbs claims to be from there, until theyre asked "is it dangerous"

White Girl: I'm from Reading.
Random Guy: Isn't that dangerous?
Girl 1: Well...kinda, if you live in the city. I live OUTSIDE the city.
Me, chiming in: You're from West Lawn bitch.

Reading, PA by SweetChuck August 30, 2005

READY 

1) Someone who is ready to fuck or be fucked.
2) Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

This coming from that crazy foo, PHIL.

1) This chic looked at me from across the room, looked me up an down, and walked all Hollywood-like to me. Ooooo...she READY.

2) If she ask me what my name is? Pss...mah READY name is Joey.

READY by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

all-ready 

adj. - an acknowledgement of a positive situation or opportunity.

Tyrone told his homie, Nate about a "bangin" party on Saturday and after learning of this, his reply was simply, "All-ready!"

all-ready by CharlieBee November 14, 2006

reading week 

A week long period in February or March sans class for college kids to party their stress out and get completely trashed before hitting the books for their midterm exams and term papers. Usually results in several things: a shitload of pictures that no one remembers taking, random hookups, 5 am nights, several walks of shame (or strides of pride, you pick!), far too much money spent, and one hell of an intense hangover at the end of the week.

For some reason, it is more looked forward to than christmas.

college kid 1: that was the best perma-drunk week of my life man!
college kid 2: yea it would help if I could remember anything for all this pain
college kid 1: don't even worry about it, dude- it was reading week! no one cares what happened cuz we were all in the same sitch!

reading week by DJ Katz February 23, 2009

I-Ready 

"I-Ready educates kids!" Teachers say, Of course they are wrong and if you are looking for any mental disorders, Suicidal thoughts and brain explosion, then use I-ready. This is just for robots and no children should be using this software as this just develops hateful thoughts and procrastination.

Teacher: We are gonna have a pizza party tommarow!
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.

I-Ready by itzcalb766 December 9, 2020