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by MrOce May 6, 2019
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Religion of Thaii

Thaii is the religion of deep peace and mind focus of yoga. Thaii is used prominently in all countries and well known in Asia. Thaii requires vast amount of concentration and a daily stretch and routine nightly to honor Thaii. Thaii and Thaiichi disregard and don’t respect anyone who makes fun of their religion. This religion will help your health and open your mind to new places.
I love the Religion of Thaii
by ReligionofThaiiAnthem May 26, 2018
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Religion

Person A: " If religion is stupid why are there still people believing in religion."
Person B: " We are you still alive again?"
by fakmee April 20, 2018
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religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.
Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.
by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018
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Religion Cloud

The place were all your religious views and preferences come into one single place to minda.
The religion cloud was brought together using minda to diversify the separation of religious views.
by 100 Nate Black October 31, 2017
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unauthorized religion

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.
My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.
by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017
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Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.
Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.
by bushlight January 15, 2018
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