Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

INVOLUNTARY PRESENT

It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.

Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:

A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.

RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837

YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP

SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD

TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY

CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN

LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.

Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh

I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.

by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021

Henrique Peres

The most handsome man on the earth and no one can fight me about it

Who’s Henrique Peres?
Look on the urban dictionary you’ll see

by Hibitchbnjfjnfvnjfdr ij October 31, 2021

Sebastian Presber

Is a blue eyed dutch guy with blond hair. He's very childish. He poops a lot, so much that he's jeans get destroyed. He's also known as Travis Biscotte. His favourite song Freeze Bruel by Freeze Korleone.

1 : Oh do you see that childish guy !
1 : It's probably a Sebastian Presber
2 : This guy farts everytime it's annoying
2 : It's surely a Sebastian Presber
3 : It's stinking
3: Sebastian Presber has been there

by TheBigPOPOman November 24, 2021

Metropolis Present

The Best Fucking Theme in Sonic Hysteria and if you think otherwise you are unbased and will be executed.

(Unless you prefer Launch Base Underwater which I understand)

Person 1: BRO Have you heard the Metropolis Present Remix in Sonic Hysteria?

Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!

Person 3: I prefer Bad Future.

Person 1 + 2: Good for you bro.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 24, 2021

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

maximoffs.prescott

An editor who is talented and very active I love all her comments she’s super nice she’s always supportive. Her edits also have good quality, she’s a very kind person I can say

Me: hey you know Maximoffs.prescott?
them: yeah she’s super nice

by ur.momsfav March 4, 2022