Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Purgatory

When your dick is a full extent but not yet hard

When I'm about to give a presentation in class my dick goes into purgatory .

by HanzWank January 5, 2019

PureFlix

This is a video streaming service aimed at providing content to a whopping 200,000 Evangelical Protestants. Its collection boasts nearly 90K titles, with the anti-Nietzsche “God’s Not Dead” at the top of the list. During a conversation about a stellar Netflix show, the PureFlix subscriber—feeling left out—will quickly mention how their service is morally superior in that it censors all the secular nonsense that makes the Netflix show brilliant (i.e. relatable human characters, believable plots).

Paul: Hey, girl, you wanna PureFlix and chill? We can do it missionary style and not use birth control.

Mary: That sounds so romantic.

by mattieice86 May 29, 2019

Purgatory

Can be used as an adjective to describe a weird or surreal experience. A situation described as Purgatory usually has a chaotic energy and makes you extremely uncomfy.

*walks into a Golden Corral at 2:10 am*
Me: Yo, this shit is Purgatory...

by wanna.be.werewolf August 6, 2019

purety

she’s a kind girl with a funny sense of humor. You wanna keep a Purety around.

Guy: She’s hot
Girl: That’s Purety

by treexe October 30, 2019

Purple sleeves

A temporally depressed teenage girl who’s sexually attracted to her cousin

Cousin 1. If you haven’t noticed I’ve worn my purple sleeves

Cousin 2. I knew I was wet for a reason

by Cousins in love January 16, 2021

Purse Trash

Trash found in a purse; or an unflattering comparison of a person to the miscellaneous, and often unsavory, trash at the bottom of a purse.

Her mom is total purse trash.

by Yes, Jeffinitely April 9, 2021