pube (verb)

to pube someone is to rip their pubes out forcefully, whether for sexual or asexual purposes

puber: i am pubing you

pubed: oh no i am too aroused

puber: yes this is what happens when i pube (verb)

by themarshmallowkid September 5, 2023

Pubes

Hair that grows on your genitalia when you go through puberty, thus named pubic hair. It is only a myth that shaving it will make it itchy - all you have to do is wet it, trim it and then shave.

My pubes got itchy in class today. Damn dirty jungles...

by 5675454854 April 24, 2015

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed

“Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”

by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023

Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.

It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.

by Dmischv April 4, 2020

pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”

by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021

Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.

When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.

by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017