Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 08, 2019
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pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.
Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."
by pfon January 09, 2011
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The Ole Pube Way

This long-standing Ole Miss tradition is used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger pledge that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).
As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way.
by Charlie'sangelpube March 09, 2022
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The Ole Pube Way

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).
As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way
by Charlie'sangelpube March 09, 2022
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Pube Licker

A shell of a divorced, drunken boomer that crawls around like a spider looking for taints to lick.
Larry: Pete is starting to run around the neighbor hood on all fours.
Bob: Oh no, I think he's becoming a pube licker.
by JJ377 August 11, 2020
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pube (verb)

to pube someone is to rip their pubes out forcefully, whether for sexual or asexual purposes
puber: i am pubing you

pubed: oh no i am too aroused

puber: yes this is what happens when i pube (verb)
by themarshmallowkid September 06, 2023
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