Probey

A member of a crew that will never earn the rank of man, talks way too damn much and has sex with a girl that looks like a twelve year old boy.

Probey! You're going to be a probey forever, now go buy me some damn beer!

by Brady Smash April 11, 2008

Not My Problem

Your problem...

a: My girlfriend has run away with some shortarse, chav gobshite from Chelmsley Wood! What should I do?

b: Not My Problem....

by nutwiss December 15, 2011

proboscideaphalliophobia

Fear of a huge penis!

we had to breakup because my girlfriend suffered from proboscideaphalliophobia!

by proboscideaphallio August 6, 2009

problematic

nikita dragun

you are so problematic like nikita dragun

by anonymous January 20, 2022

Probiotics

Low key, stealth way to refer to marijuana.

There are many slang terms used to describe the use of marijuana, some of the most common ones include:

1) Probiotics
2) Pot
3) Herb
4) Mary Jane
5)Ganja
6) Grass
7) Reefer
8) Bud
9) Blunt
10) Joint

I need to take my probiotics; a bitch is stressed.

by Probiotics May 15, 2023

Slaughter Problem

A homework problem (usually a math homework problem) that at first glance looks very simple, but turns out to be a long, agonizing, problem that involves much work and thought. These problems usually appear in higher level Math courses such as Algebra 1 and Geometry, but can also appear at lower levels like 5th grade math. For example, you may be assigned problem 32 for homework, and when you hear it you will say "That's not so bad!" but when you actually look at it, you realize that problem 32 is actually a flow proof, (a combination of the Flow Chart and A Proof the two worst things combined into one.), and that problem 32 will take you close to an hour. You will then respond "Dear Jesus help us.....". This term is universal and can be applied to any problem in any subject so long that it is in reality a "Slaughter Problem", and not a "Genocidal Problem" (I.E. "The Doghouse Problem.")

"Ok class your homework is problem 45."
"That's it?"
"That's Easy!"
"Oh sweet Jesus.........."
"What?"
"Problem 45 is a flowproof designed to prove that in a parallelogram if all four sides are congruent and that their diagonals bisect each other at 90 degree angles in the first quadrant that the parallelogram is actually a Rhombus."
"Dear Jesus help us...... its a Slaughter Problem"

by I hate Slaughter Problems February 3, 2010

Whitney Problem

An unnecessary problem that someone creates in their mind in order to maintain a certain level of drama in their life.

She claimed that when multiple people started asking her out, it was a burden. When in reality, it was just a Whitney Problem.

by Art vandelany July 29, 2017