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Jukebox Pressure

The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.
Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.
by Nick Druga February 14, 2007
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P2P Pressure

Peer pressure, given over peer 2 peer file sharing software with chatrooms.
After admitting he had given up smoking the day before, I P2P Pressured him into buying a pack of cigarettes, in the chatrooms of soulseek.
by Desecration-Smile July 26, 2010
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Guilty Pleasure Guild

A redneck manchild guild from World Of Warcraft on the Area 52 server. Ruled by a 40 year old hillbilly Pzychosis who has a fetish of having sex of cows and behaving like a mental 8 year old. The Guilty Pleasure Guild does nothing but insult everyone and talk about how farm animals are sexy.
Person: Excuse me, are you the guild leader of the Guilty Pleasure Guild?

Pzychosis: Yeeh go fuk yerself motha facka tololololol.
by Your Grandma October 25, 2012
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All Round Pressure Club

The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.

The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.
Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.

"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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High blood pressure titties

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.
Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties
by megoguhrl May 6, 2011
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Pleasure

A very rare species of male come with this name , most commonly known for his very wise sayings, " everyone makes mistakes" . Some say he's the next MESSI but who knows. He claims he is good in bed, strong, smart, and good looking
"Hey pleasure , whats up"
by Only One Meme God October 16, 2017
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Midnight Pleasure

Referring to late night sex or masturbation. Usually includes the use of (but not limited to) dildos, strap-ons, and anal beads. May be gay or straight sex and can include any number of people.
Dude, anal beads are the best for Midnight Pleasure.
by antiradiant December 15, 2008
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