by H*R F4n June 20, 2003

When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.
Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.
by Podaddy June 22, 2009

by world champ crapper May 20, 2010

by Cockchoker May 31, 2009

A large parka worn usually by wiggers/stoners like brian used to store pot. The cotton is removed from the jacket and then replaced with pot and/or other illegal substances. These substances may also be placed in the very large pockets that are generally seen in this type of garment.
by lionell March 23, 2005

The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.
by MaxisStrife February 20, 2015

by jsf87 August 5, 2010
