pot head

someone who is obssessed with weed/kush/pot and any other words that go with weed.
someone who thinks about weed all the time and thinks that its the answer for everything.

johnny: you are such a pot head.
louis: no im not. that kid brandon galarza is.
johnny: oh yeah. your right.
louis: yeah. i need some weed.

by 732isbadass March 21, 2009

crock pot

When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.

Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.

by Podaddy June 21, 2009

chili pot

The act of taking a shit in a girl's asshole after it has been stretched by anal sex.

Dude, fucking my girl in the ass made me have to shit so bad I ended up chili potting her.

by world champ crapper May 19, 2010

marsh potting

An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.

'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'

by Cockchoker May 31, 2009

Pepper Potting

Using condiment bottles as dildos for sexual gratification.

John: Where is the ketchup bottle?
Lisa: It is in my room, I was pepper potting last night.

by jsf87 August 05, 2010

Pot Noodle

The best thing out of all the things. A pot noodle can be found on Courtney Love's rider along with a syringe of krokodil after she does a gig. It can be your friend when the sun just don't shine or when you just need a snack to kill brain cells. Pot Noodles... because you're worth it.

Courtney Love: Gah, tough crowd, need sustenance, pot noodle.

by MaxisStrife February 20, 2015

Pot Jacket

A large parka worn usually by wiggers/stoners like brian used to store pot. The cotton is removed from the jacket and then replaced with pot and/or other illegal substances. These substances may also be placed in the very large pockets that are generally seen in this type of garment.

parkas with large pockets, trenchcoats (on occasion, and brian

by lionell March 23, 2005