curly pudding

A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.

"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."

by handy devil September 18, 2013

bronana pudding

A Bro friend, a bro you hold close to heart. A true brother.

Look Broseph, you are my bronana pudding. Don't ever forget it!

by Dosage October 4, 2013

Pinocchio pudding

While performing the male’s role in the sexual act known as “69”, his nose accidentally goes into her anus, resulting in fecal matter on his nose.

“Dude, last night was awesome with my girl, but after we 69’d, I came back with some Pinocchio pudding.”

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

Black pudding

A coloured person that has't showered

Oh girl you need a shower you is "black pudding" girllllll

by catfigher August 6, 2021

chocolate pudding

A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.

Ewww look at the chocolate pudding on that girl!

by Hottie4shawtie March 5, 2010

Figgy pudding

Inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into an anus or vagina that you just cream pied.

Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.

by Hahadebatable September 4, 2015

Kansas City pudding rag

a sweaty, shitty rag resembling pudding

it was so hot today i made a kansas city pudding rag when i wiped my ass.

by c & j October 24, 2007