playing slug

The act of covering one's self in lotion and rolling around on the floor of one's bathroom.

Guy: dude I really need to relax I'm so stressed out from life right now.
Friend: just go home and play slug, it always helps me get my mind off things.
Guy: I used up all of my lotion playing slug last week though.

by thefistyhampster February 27, 2014

playing with channy

spending time with your girlfriend instead of your mates. being under the thumb. no stick.

"hey luke, you comin out tonight?"
"nah, i'm playing with channy"

"hey luke what did you get up to on the weekend?"
"friday night i had to work, sat night i played with channy"

"nah sorry guys i can't come out on the weekend, i'm booked in to play with channy"

"corn chips has fully got me under the thumb"

by Disgruntled Friend May 17, 2008

Wet play

Has sexual thoughts about a guy over 5’8 (wishes they can do it)(mostly about famous people) and

Grace has wet play with kaieem and heung min son

by Sexy average Jamaican June 21, 2022

playing the beegees

masturbating

"Scott was playing the beegees so hard last night!"

by JosephStalinIII November 5, 2009

useless plays

Owner of WF and a pro mod in supreme dankers

crinja: "wow useless your so pro
useless plays: "pp"

by useless plays July 2, 2021

playing the D.J

A woman masturbating.

"your watching fight club! when i get home i dont want to catch you playing the D.J!"

by jkrych February 5, 2008

playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.

Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.

by rslock February 13, 2021