plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

Plastic Fan

Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.

I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.

by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022

green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above

I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2022

fantastic plastic

Fantastic plastic is another term originated by Ray Ray of Midwest City, OK. It means a valid over 21 government issued ID.

Hey man were gonna have get all fucked up this weekend you want to roll with us? Yall just want me for my fantastic plastic, fuck yall youngsters!

by Malachi- Vatic Ash December 24, 2008

Plastic

Someone who is insanely sexy, some people might dissagree, but thats their opinion. They are also really easy to dominate. So keep that in mind.

Plastic is a funny dude.

by PlasticParticals November 27, 2023

Plastic head

A politician with so much makeup and wax that he looks like plastic

That fucking Lindsey Graham is a true plastic head

by Plastic head September 18, 2017

Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

by anonymous February 29, 2024