Plastic fan

Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them

Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”

Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury

by bigjimmy68 April 7, 2020

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

plastic reverie

what music should sound like.

plastic reverie got me laid.

by JCC-XP August 6, 2009

Plastic

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan

Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

Plastic drinking cups

Some are reusable while others are intended for a single use followed by recycling or disposal.

Plastic drinking cups come in a variety of colours, textures and sizes.

by katejackson June 12, 2018

Plastic

Of low standard; of inferior quality.

That night out was plastic bad!

by Cock Myles December 23, 2023

plastic gat

Non metal guns

I'm getting that new plastic gat at the shop.

by Boxx3purple August 17, 2022