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poofter ping pong

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"
by messie October 24, 2020
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Q-Ping-Pong

The American political system, where gay men from both major parties passed the keys to each other over the course of several decades, and made it look like they were fighting each other.
We need a new party with a leader who isn't a total fucking clown to emerge so this shitty game of Q-Ping-Pong can end already!
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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Ping

"Oh that girl is ping"
by pingpangpong November 11, 2015
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ping

something that bothers me on discord always and it never
me: *opens discord*
discord: 47 pings
me: bruh
by mjrsfnjfdnsj November 8, 2021
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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
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penpan ping

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penpan ping: noun. "peh-nn-p-ann pih-nn-guh" used to describe peppa pig, by people who live above the english laws of this land

stacy: "would you die for anybody?"
everyone: "yensss i lonve penpan"
by shrek.s_woman September 30, 2018
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eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
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