panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?

Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.

Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025

Panic!AtTheDisco

A freak mode when you feel so romantic that you feel attracted to disco ball mood lights and shiny cocktail party rings. You can’t help but to love parties and you go to one every chance you get. You’re such a party animal that you can’t help but to Panic!AtThe Disco.

Brendon Urie: Hey, Alexis! I heard that there was a party down the street! Wanna come? I know you like parties and disco ball lights.
Me: Are you kidding me right now? I’d go to every party, every chance I get. I love disco ball lights and parties. Are you a party animal, too?
Brendon Urie: You know it! They’re passing out cocktail rings also!

Me: Do they also have chili cheeese Fritos?
Brendon Urie: You know it! Come on! I wouldn’t want you to miss out! Especially when you know you’re going to love this party! It’s going to be a Panic!AtTheDisco!

by Jane Fairchild July 21, 2019

A panic attack

As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.

Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021

dawn panic

The feeling of anxiety and dread when being up partying all night, and hear the birds start singing, see the sun coming up, and have the awful realisation that's it's almost time to get up for work.

I was bang at it last night when I heard the flipping birds start up.Got the dawn panic bad and realized I had to be at work in 3 hours.

by Golgi727 March 30, 2024

Panic! At the Disco

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023