web puppy

A "Web Puppy" is the term for a pet spider.

:Look at all my little web puppy's in their cage!"

"Aww, you have some cute web puppys."

by Spider master January 7, 2023

Panty puppy

A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...

Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021

Puppy paw

A banana dipped in peanuts

There’s no snack I love better than a puppy paw.

by Notinmyhous June 26, 2020

Puppy sauce

You’re just a smaller version of me but you still have that sauce. You are good but not as good as me or them.

You’re puppy sauce. They are puppy sauce in this game.

by Littlelee March 13, 2023

Stinky Puppy

A term for someone who smells rather peculiar but they are also very attractive

Damn sarah looks good today, but she is a stinky puppy

by Ranripoff November 8, 2019

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

puppy gaga

Very cute unconditional love and attention from your partner while you go about doing completely normal and unexciting things. The kind that you can only expect from a pet that has completely subscribed to the idea that you are the center of the universe even if you're just watching a boring show. Puppy comes from the premise that the act is maximally cute and because often your partners eyes are particularly widened while they're in this state of infatuation. Commonly used on the West Coast of North America, particularly Canada.

You are completely puppy gaga right now

by luh kuh duh tuh April 19, 2023