by goofy man my g December 11, 2024
Get the bust a pilemug. “Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
Get the Jerking off on a pile of sandmug. 
A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.
By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.
By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”
person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”
person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
Get the Friday Pile Upmug. The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.
Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.
by Penis Alota January 27, 2024
Get the muddy, floaty pilemug. by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021
Get the Return pilemug. A pile of people clothed and naked that get drunk or drugged up and end up having sex each other. This was a French Orgy that were started by Harlots of different Cultures that are Sexually Active!
by HadassahS September 27, 2025
Get the Gomer Pilemug.