Penguinnis

When a black male's penis is sized like a white male's

"Hey Shaniqua you heard 'bout Tyrone he's got a penguinnis"
"Oh that is unfortunate"

by Devin8989 January 15, 2015

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

by anawesome1 July 10, 2016

penguinny

Adjective: To feel like being around penguin paraphernalia such as clothing and toys.

I'm going to wear my penguin onesie today because I feel so penguinny!

by Honeybunny99 December 6, 2016

penguin

A waddling thing that looks like a kawaii bird that does not fly at all HA. The majestic bird can swim fast and waddle like a earthquake.

Woa that penguin is sweggy!

by penguinsarebae January 11, 2017

Penguin

A person who is of both white and black ancestry.

1. I am a penguin.
2.Wow that guy is one sexy penguin.

by Mr.Spores March 21, 2017

Penguin

A possibly mythical creature that will definitely take over the world one day, and will either kill or enslave all humans, those who purposely cause global warming and don't care, eat them alive

The penguin army will take over

No they won't

Look, there's one now

Little weir-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! He's eating me!!!

Told ya

by TheEvilDodo March 30, 2017

PenguinMcOpus-Maru

1.It is said when penguins remind themselves of their weird,horribly-designed or evil fiction counter-parts. 2.It is also said when penguins try to summon a demon.

1."Hey, remember about PenguinMcOpus-Maru?"
1."Yeah, why do they think we are friends with seals? Why do they think we're evil?"

2."Hocus-pocus, abra, dabra,cabra. PenguimMcOpus-Maru."

by Pengiii October 14, 2018