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A concoction of words from the wonderful language of l33t. "pwncakes" is a combination of the words "pwn" and "cakes", and combined sounds like "pancakes". The term is used to indicate that a particular situation is the subject of pwnage.
Z0mG!1!!! PWNCAKES! LOLZ! J00 GOT FUCKING PWNED J00 SHTINKING BUMSLUT! OMFG You did!! And you better liek it or I will pwn j0r mother's anus!
pwncakes by Moo0z0r June 1, 2006

Pancakery 

The art of making pancakes with a dramatic and romantic flare. Takes seconds to learn and years to master. Not for the faint of heart or the weak of spatula.
Suzie was a master of pancakery, and impressed her friends by making a tremendous breakfast.

white horse pancake

when a large white male has sex with a fat girl and busts all over her vagina, but not inside then screams, "i just buttered your pancakes!"
Dude, i just white horse pancaked that girl
white horse pancake by jdawg811083 December 9, 2009

pancake face 

having a flat face like a pancake.

also known as "2d face".
"jasiel garza has a pancake face"

pancake top 

a flabbier version of muffin top, whereby abdominal fat spills over a woman's pant waist. the pancake top is characterized by a lower cellulite content and higher water content than the muffin top. see muffin stump for opposite end of the pant-waist-fat-spillover spectrum.
damn when that chick walks her pancake top jiggles like crazy.
pancake top by wysiwyggy May 15, 2009

Pancake Suicide 

a drill used in volleyball, usually for punishment. The players line up on the back line, do suicides (run from the baseline, to the ten-foot line, to the baseline again) but instead of touching the line, everyone must slide, doing a volleyball pancake. Your entire body slides on the floor as you dive flat, and it leaves bruises on your hips, especially. After you dive to the ten-foot line, you get up, turn around, run and dive to the baseline, then repeat to the half-court and the opposite ten-foot lines.
When the players had missed too many passes, the volleyball coach made them all do pancake suicides.