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Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.
DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!
by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023
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fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants
I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight
by Tman653 May 7, 2018
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In the deck

An asexual (ace) person who hasn’t realized that they’re ace yet. Similar to the term “egg” for trans people.
“Zack told me he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to have sex when they could just masturbate. I think he’s in the deck.”
by ThePipYay October 28, 2021
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Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
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Double Decked

To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.
Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!
by SwirlyJoe January 21, 2010
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I only play water decks

I only play water decks is extremely based
by AGenericUser May 1, 2022
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Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.
Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.
by Restainer September 25, 2021
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