Doom Duck

A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.

It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.

Person One: "What the hell's that?"

Person Two: "Huh?"

Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"

Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."

by The Bobamberon June 6, 2009

doom-s’plaining

When experts explain why everyone needs to worry about something.

Dr. Fauci was on the news doom-s’plaining was by we need to be vigilant about Covid.

The weather person doom-s’plained the affects of the icy weather on the roads.

by Kris Marie February 15, 2021

Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 22, 2015

Gap of Doom

The gap between the airplane and the boarding ramp where you have to clench onto your personal belongings or they may disappear forever

Holy shit dude, the Gap of Doom on my flight home yesterday was bigger than the Grand Canyon

by airplaneguy February 23, 2022

dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.

"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."

by ATTT April 18, 2015

Boom doom

When people take a poop they say boom

I just took a fat boom doom

by george washington lll March 18, 2025

doomed yaoi

the government

Republicans. Trump x vance. Trump x Elon. the eel people that live in the physics lab under your house.

Person a: "Trump and Vance are fighting again."
Person b: "doomed yaoi."

Person 1: "the eels under my house are trying to solve unified field theory again"
Person 2: "doomed yaoi."

by https.jazzy.net July 31, 2025