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Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.
I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!
by backotruck January 6, 2012
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Clig Ol bitties

Women with large or oversized clits. Sometimes these 'clig ol bitties' look like small dicks.
Damn, those girls have some clig ol bitties!
by kknox March 10, 2011
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Big Ol' Spread

Refers to a woman with a big posterior.
by El Taco Loco69 August 14, 2011
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OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
by 541 goat October 31, 2023
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The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 3, 2018
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ol thirsty ass

An incredibly horny individual. Asks for nudes at any chance they get and tries un naturally hard to " pull bitches"
by Bbxchick July 14, 2017
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Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.
by teakayallday July 8, 2018
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