The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017

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When you are so borded you decide to declare war on Austrailia

Jhon was so 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.0pp that he commited sevearal war crimes on emus

by a;ljfej FJ'J'oj jhonson May 14, 2023

Clig Ol bitties

Women with large or oversized clits. Sometimes these 'clig ol bitties' look like small dicks.

Damn, those girls have some clig ol bitties!

by kknox March 10, 2011

ole basement whore

Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.

I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.

by Cuddlycactus June 3, 2018

dig ol bicks

Refers to the phrase “big ol dicks”

WOW those are some Dig Ol Bicks!

by Big Ol Bitties May 16, 2018

Tig Ol Bitties

Big ass titties

Damn that girl got some Tig Ol Bitties

by Cjizzle my nizzle July 11, 2019

Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.

-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.

by Mr.Unknown89 May 11, 2019